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Last Updated: 25.06.2025 04:28

No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
As measles spreads across the Americas, outbreaks in Mexico and Canada have also turned deadly - CNN
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Shark Attack: “Jaws” Remains as Entertaining as It Was 50 Years Ago - Roger Ebert
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Diddy Trial's Most Disturbing Claims: Week Six Breakdown - TooFab
Loons and Moons
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Unacceptable again!
Why are European countries warning European travelers to be careful traveling to the United States?
No go.
Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Raw Milk Is Trending — Here's Why Doctors Are Seriously Concerned - BuzzFeed
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
They put up a sign reading
Do you think Putin wants peace with Ukraine, or does he want Ukraine?
So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why was Boromir corrupted by the One Ring, but not Faramir in The Lord of the Rings?
Then came..
Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
How do organic ready-to-eat meals compare to conventional ones?
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Catatonics & High Colonics
Columbus hoarding case sees 27 dogs rescued and recovering - WSYX